It was Friday night January 23, 1987, almost a month before I turned 22, Danny, his bride and I take the long drive to Uniondale NY (Nassau Coliseum) from Sunset Park Brooklyn to attend the second leg of David L Roth’s first solo tour for the “Eat ‘Em & Smile” album which was recorded without his former bandmates, Van Halen. The weather was bone chilling as we walked from the parking lot to the arena where there was a real chance of frost bite if any skin was uncovered for more than 10 minutes. After purchasing some food and drinks at the concession stand, we head to our seats, the lights go out while these young dudes take the stage as the opener. Acknowledging that we were there to see Diamond Dave with no expectations from the unit that was asked to be the cocktail hour before the main course. After their first song, I glance over at Danny, but he is concentrating on his food. They play the second tune and now Danny looks up at me, while we both give a nod like “these guys rock!” By the time their set is finished, I was knocked out like when the Cat woman sprays her infamous poisonous perfume into Batman’s face. The next day I run to “The Record Factory” in Bay Ridge Brooklyn to purchase their debut “Mechanical Resonance.” My love affair with Tesla (the Band!) began that night, grew in stature as time went on and I saw them this past Sunday night at one of their favorite spots, Irving Plaza, nearly 35 years later. My deep affection for this Sacramento unit runs so deep, that people who know me are probably stunned that I went to a small club during this continuing pandemic on a Sunday night. That should tell you, the reader, what this band means to me.
That summer, I began my professional career as an analyst, but it was actually my second year playing for the Standard & Poor’s Men’s softball team (I worked in the mailroom from July- August 1986) and each game we would all wait outside the back entrance of 25 Broadway to head up to Central Park via the #1 subway train. I had my CD player with the big goofy ear pods and as each member of the team would come off the elevator, I was there waiting there to beg them to listen to “Comin’ Atcha Live” (which is what they opened with this past Sunday night) because I wanted to spread the joy of this totally underrated band. If they made a face, I would skip to track #3- “Getting’ Better” as most of them enjoyed the acoustic, calm beginning as Jeff Keith (this gentleman is an incredible human being as far as I can tell through his passion and loving nature for humankind) sweetly sings the opening lyrics and then when the powerful drums, spearheaded by Troy Luccketta (who has decided to stay home with his family during this “Keep It Real” tour as he recommended one of his friends-Steve Brown- to take over- who was very energetic Sunday night) at the 1:09 mark but as usual, most handed my headphones back to me while making a face like they just bit into an onion. So, I sat in the corner seat of the train getting myself pumped up for the game by obsessively listening to their debut album, over and over again.
As I would head out to centerfield for all the games in that summer of 1987, the song that I would always sing was “Modern Day Cowboy” (arguably their biggest song ever, sans “Signs,” which is a cover). The guitar duo at that time was Frankie Hannon and Tommy Skeoch, their sound was powerful and dynamic. The pulsating bass is still being played by Mr. Brian Wheat, who appears to enjoy being part of the background, but his bandmates recognize his major influence on their lives. Of course, they were “labeled” as a glam “hair-band,” much to my dismay, as well as the band members’ at the time but after a while, I gave up with that battle because if that is what it took to garner more attention to this band, then so be it.
It took three years but when “The Great Radio Controversy” was released in February 1989, it changed my life forever (see my post from Aug. 23, 2020) as I was bursting with pride that they were receiving extensive airplay on MTV’s “Headbanger’s Ball,” which at the time was the hippest avenue to capture the best headbanging music on the planet (obviously my opinion). About eight months before I married my beautiful bride and moved to Ringwood N.J., I took her to see them on their acoustic tour at the Ritz club on east 11th street in NYC (which is now known as Webster Hall) on Wed. June 27, 1990, as it was broadcast live on WNEW-FM. She had no idea who they were, but I promised her she would have a great time, despite no seating arrangements. (No, she did not attend this past Sunday as the days of her standing for a show are long gone, I went solo). The show was spectacular as they premiered “Signs” (Five Man Electrical Band) on this tour which eventually was released in November 1990 as part of their first live album “Five Man Acoustical Jam” which was officially recorded in Philadelphia just five days after the New York show.
Seven months after I was married in Feb. 1991, the band releases what they collectively agree as a unit and by many of the brethren as their best body of work, “Psychotic Supper.” I would have no argument as it is hard to say this is not their greatest achievement (by the way, they have never put out a bad album) as evidenced by such classics as “Edison’s Medicine,” “Song & Emotion,” “Stir it Up,” and “What You Give.” In 1994, they release “Bust a Nut” which has the radio friendly “A Lot to Lose” as well as one of my all-time favorites, not sure it will make the top ten, but “Solution” will always have a soft spot in my heart because it was a staple that I used for the MBIA boot camp class from 2003-2005. I loved to see the other faces as this crushing tune awoke the entire class, when I left in 2005, everyone knew the chorus- “If we’re going to make it through tomorrow… the solution… is to make a change today… oh yeah!!”
After the release of “Bust a Nut,” Tommy leaves the band to deal with substance issues which caused the band to go off in various directions and every thing went cold until 2000 when they reunited but did not record a new studio album until 2004. So nearly a decade later, the band is resurrected and when “Into the Now” was put out to the public in March 2004, it was like a lightning bolt for me as it was apparent that they still had “it!” This is an album that I cannot live without from the opening note of the title track to the stunning “Only You.” When one listens to the lyrics of “Look @ Me” it depicts a fall from grace for Jeff, as he admits that he was probably at his lowest point spinning discs with the users and the crucified. But look at him now, still knocking it out of the ballpark with the rest of his bandmates. Unfortunately, for Mr. Skeoch, it was not to be as the band parted ways with him while introducing Mr. Dave Rude in 2006. With 15 years under his belt now, Dave is engrained in the Tesla family as well as the brethren as he is a fantastic guitarist.
I do not remember which Christmas Eve it was during the 2000 decade, but my cousin informs me that her parents had something to talk about and she wanted me to ask my aunt and uncle who they sat next to on a flight from Newark to Las Vegas. My aunt proceeds to tell me that they were surrounded by “guys that looked like they played in a rock band.” As Troy is trying to explain to her who they were and even asks her if she had ever heard their most popular song, “Signs,” my aunt sat there with a blank face as she apologized but told them they had never heard of them. (I now get that in 2021 as no one under the age of 35 seems to know this song) But she was quick to point out- “I bet you my nephew knows who you are!” Folks, my aunt and uncle were on a five-and-a-half-hour flight with the members of Tesla! I think my heart and brain stopped at that moment as I was convinced if it were me on that flight, they would have hired me as a publicist (or anything in the cheer leading department) by the time the plane landed in Vegas. That would have been a dream come true for me.
Tesla is a very talented band with their own songs, with Frankie Hannon taking part in writing many of their tunes as well as being an incredible guitarist. They are also recognized as a band that has created some of the best adaptations of classics written by other artists, as evidenced by “Signs,” which arguably ended up being way more popular than the initial version. In 2007, they release a double album of covers (“Real to Reel”) of some of the most astonishing tunes ever recorded while treating it with the respect it deserves but adding their own touch where in some cases, their version, dare I say, is better than the original. I can recall being at the Ritz in 1990 when I was stunned that they had the moxie to cover The Beatles and The Rolling Stones. This past Sunday, they broke out a beautiful rendition of “Thank You” by the Mighty Led Zeppelin. (Brian was wearing the infamous “ZoSo” tee shirt).
When “Forever More” was released in 2008, I was amazed at the consistency of their craft as this album consists of some of their best work ever? (See “Breaking Free,” “Pvt. Ledbetter” “Just in Case,” and “In a Hole Again.”) I will jump ahead to 2019 when “Shock” produced by Def Leppard guitarist, Phil Collen, debuted in March of that year and despite all the complaints, this is a solid album with great songs. It may not have the “crunch” or “heaviness” that is apparent on all their other albums but the creation of songs like “You Won’t Take Me Alive, “Taste Like,” and “Love is a Fire” are too enjoyable to be ignored.
I like to spread joy, especially to the “young ‘ins” as I am now of the professorial age, so in the summer of 2018 I took my forever friends to the Huntington Bank Pavilion in Chicago IL to see them open the Styx tour. The ticket stub said 7:00 p.m. sharp and I informed everyone that we would all be there by 6:45 so as to not miss this legendary band. Literally, seconds after 7:00 p.m. there was Jeff, Frankie, Brian, Dave and Troy opening up with the blazing “I Wanna Live” from “Forever More.” My friends knew because they had seen me at other shows, that I was now in my own world, as I did the “metal horns” from the opening lick. (When I left S&P, my family as I now refer them to, surprised me with a photo album and on the cover was me with the metal horns saluting Tesla. That photo album is something I will treasure for the rest of my life). As I air-guitared while singing along to every song, the folks around me were staring like I was possessed, which I was and could not believe that I knew these songs. No, you should also know these tunes. Later that year, in Rocktober, I went with a good friend, John, who has since moved half-way around the world to the west coast, to the Bergen Performing Arts Center in N.J. when it was just themselves and they tore it up. I love to see Tesla when they are headlining but if there is a right billing, I will attend when they are the openers.
Oh, I forgot to mention, I attended a show at the Blender Theater in Gramercy N.Y. (think it is now permanently closed) sometime during the 21st Century where I was able to be at the front of the stage and during the show, Jeff Keith, kneeled down and slapped my hand five. Needless to say, I thought I was in heaven and no I did not wash that hand for a few days as I was trying to figure out how to save or document one of the most memorable moments of my life. Mr. Keith is someone that has made a huge impact on me through his lyrics, performances and the love he displays for the human race. And at every show, he appears to be having the time of his life, as he seems so content being on stage with seemingly effortless ability to sing his heart out while enjoying his brother’s musicianship as he constantly is standing next to his buddies, drifting off at their mastery.
Folks, I know I am like a broken record, but this has been exceedingly difficult to isolate just ten songs from this legendary but often overlooked unit (and now unknown by the younger generation). I will always carry the flag for this band for the rest of my time on this earth while trying to spread the word. By the way, this past Sunday I met three people before the show that I may never see again but for that night, we were best friends. I rocked out with two of them as one of them was taking his brother-in-law to his very first Tesla show. Their enthusiasm provided the eternal hope I crave while injecting the playful exuberance into my soul to take me to another level. Somehow, I hope they read this.
So now the difficult task, here are the ten songs that I am taking with me to Gilligan’s Island on this very day in 2021, knowing full well that it could change tomorrow or next year. I bow to this Sacramento, CA unit. Remember, give the opening artist a chance! (Enjoy)
10— “Love is a Fire” —Tesla and Def Leppard go way back as it seems they have toured seemingly every other year so it makes sense that a song by Phil Collen as well as Frankie Hannon would make my list as I am a fan of both bands. Jeff sounds as if he is 21 years old again as the familiar “sing-along-chorus” with an infectious groove that usually accompanies a Leppard song is included for the entire three minutes and thirty seconds. In my dreams, I envision the entire universe with every race hugging forming a human chain while singing the addictive chorus- “… Love is a fire, gotta keep it burning…to the sky and higher… an eternal flame… so light up the candle, keep that yearnin’…” The acoustic guitar solo that begins at the 2:24 mark flows so smoothly with the vibe of this track that it makes me shake my head in disbelief on how talented this unit remains. Call it sappy or gooey but you should know by now that I love taffy, especially the ones made with more sugar and love. I can listen to this tune all day long.
9— “Heaven Nine Eleven”— A few weeks ago marked the 20th anniversary of the most tragic day in our country’s history as the pain still resonates with all of us like it was yesterday. I will never forget the first time I heard this song; I was frozen. Despite, the loud guitars and heaviness, there is a beauty to this tune that appears to send hope, especially with the following lines- “… teach the children what it means to love… show them why that we can never give enough… lets work together we can rise above… and change the ways, change the ways, change the ways of the world…” I can remember attending one of their shows in the mid-to-late 2000’s with my buddy, Sal, at Irving Plaza and when they played this, I was so awestruck as the passion was bleeding through their speakers. Later that night, Sal asked me about the song, and I told him to purchase “Into the Now” so as to let it soak into his bloodstream. I know he loved the performance of this tune and the guitar solo that starts off at the 3:05 mark and takes it to another level at 3:15 will leave you gasping for more. By the time this song ended that night at Irving Plaza, I was saturated, saddened to the point where I did not want to cry in front of Sal, but the release of the emotion was needed with the hope that we never experience that pain again.
8— “Changes”— Side two, track two of their debut album of which I tirelessly listen to during the late 1980’s starts off with a nice piano introduction as the familiar guitar riffs take over at the 38 second mark while lifting you off of your feet. Jeff’s vocal prowess on the original recording is mesmerizing, especially when he starts to sing the last two sentences before the chorus- “… Oh, can’t you see, it’s changing you and me… times makin’ changes, times makin’ changes in my life… times rearranging, changing you and me…” These lyrics hit home now that I am on the back nine and for those of you out there who are younger, make sure that you are living life to the fullest. Love your partner, career, family, place of residence and your friends. Enjoy each and every ride through various life changes. Folks, this tune is from their debut album, the musicianship is clicking on all cylinders. They played this on Sunday night and those two dudes from N.J. were out of their minds as we all air-guitared while singing like there was no tomorrow. This is what music is supposed to do, food for the soul.
7— “Paradise”- From top to bottom, “Great Radio,” is a brilliant body of work that ends with some of their best and maybe most popular songs of their illustrious career, including this one. That said, my favorite version of this tune appears on “Five Man.” I will never forget being at the Ritz with my bride as the entire audience were singing “lock & key” in step with Mr. Keith and being present with the community of Tesla fans was awe inspiring. It felt the same way this past Sunday night as there was only love in the air, despite the reality of people filling up on lots of alcohol (which is usually the start of most confrontations). The beauty of this tune is stunning and once again I am on my own cloud lying down taking it all in, how this band flies under the radar is most baffling. “… Hold me close, now hold me tight… don’t let go of me tonight… you’re all I want, you’re all I need… hold me close now hold me tight… and don’t let go of me tonight… sweet paradise…”
6—” Song & Emotion”- As mentioned, Tesla and Def Leppard go way back and when Mr. Steve Clarke passed away in January 1991, the band paid tribute to him with this song which appears on “Psychotic Supper” which was issued in September of the same year. This gut-wrenching tune sets the stage of a young man who is really only comfortable when he was playing his guitar. The line that just floors me is – “… life at the top ain’t always what it seems…” as much of the population assumes that being the lead guitarist for a band that was skyrocketing to fame would be the pinnacle of success and happiness. Unfortunately, it seems Steve did not or could not handle the “instant fame” (in my observation) and indulged in excess, which ultimately led to his unfortunate departure from this earth. His legacy lives on in our ears and hearts. This dedication to his life has to be considered one of the momentous efforts as the pain and passion in both the musicianship, along with the vocals will bring a tear to the eye. I do not know if it is Frankie or Tommy (maybe both) but the guitar solos are masterful and makes one picture Mr. Steve Clarke playing his guitar. Thank you, Tesla, for crafting this genius of a song. Steve, you are missed every day.
5— “In a Hole Again”— Wow talk about a deep song? I believe this can apply to every person on the planet as the lyrics are so personal right from the start- “… Don’t want anyone to know… who I really am so they’ll never see… all the things I hide behind these precious walls… I built just for me…” I can recall the first time I heard this track; I was immediately polarized and knew right then and there that this will always end up in my top ten for Tesla. So many favorite parts- I’ll start with the crunching flow of the guitars, along with Troy’s drumming, at the 2:10 mark that make it feel like one is falling down the stairs. “… All these years I’ve lived in fear, that you would find out… just exactly what I’m made of… Or what I’m really all about…” Or how about the “demonic” tone of the background vocals that seem to crystalize at the 2:40 point of the song? The isolation of the guitar at 3:05 as the solo takes off at the 3:18 while hitting the sky at the 3:45 time frame is complete mastery of their craft. Folks, this is evidence that they belong in the rock and roll hall of fame!
4— “Modern Day Cowboy”— Ahh to be 22 again, boy do I wish I could visit myself at that age with what I know now. I can remember turning over to side two and this is the first song, what a landmark tune, no? So many memories of this tune as the band will usually play it at the very beginning of their shows or towards the end, with many ending with this tune, especially if they are openers for a bigger (did not say better) bands. I immediately am taken to Northerly Island in Chicago, IL on that perfect summer night at the Pavilion as I thought I was going to jump out of my skin in front of Linda and Emily as there was no doubt that this song put them on the map. And no matter how many times they performed it, there was a little bit of extra mustard that night so as to send a message to Ms. Jett- “Top that??!!” The next moment I will always remember from now on was this past Sunday as this exploded into our ears as the second offering of the set as the boys from New Jersey were jumping into the air like when kids run down the stairs to open gifts on Christmas morning. As I scour the earth seeking Tesla fans, these two gentlemen appeared out of nowhere and displayed the same fanatical tenacity as me. I was in my glory, even for one night, but it will remain in my memory forever. Thank you, Tesla, for creating such happiness, I bow to your existence!
3— “Love Song”— Here is another tune that should automatically walk them into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, are you kidding me? Folks, this is a life changing moment whenever they play this song in concert as the lovefest between all the people in the audience is infectious as the entire congregation hugs and sings in unison to every word. I will never forget during the five -acoustic concert that night at the Ritz in 1990, when all of a sudden Frankie appears with a double neck electric guitar and does his unbelievable solo, I thought the ceiling was going to be blown off as the excitement sticks with me to this day. Towards the end of the show this past Sunday night when both Frankie and Dave started to play their guitars, the crowd knew what was coming as groups started to break out with arms around each other swaying back and forth to help Jeff- “… so you think that it’s over… thinking love has finally reached the end… any time you call, not a day… I’ll be right there for you… if you need a friend…” The boys from N.J. were taking a selfie as they were singing word-for-word as there truly was “love all around” us. The five-man acoustic album has a nearly 10-minute version and by the end you all will be singing along with Jeff- “I know… I know… I know…sha-doo-be…sha-doo-be…sha-doo-be…oh yeah!!!”
2— “What You Give”— As soon as the acoustic guitar starts, I am left speechless. This could be Jeff Keith’s best vocal performance ever as he puts his heart and soul into this classic that all the members of the brethren love- there is no doubt in my mind that this tune makes every die-hard’s top ten list, it may not be where I am placing it, but I would bet money that since this track was released in 1991, it has to rank up near the top of the number of times Tesla has played this live in concert. “Who’s the one who makes you happy… who’s the one who is always on your mind?” The crowd at the Chicago Pavilion started to notice the Tesla fans spread all around the floor seats as we all sang this tune and hopefully introduced the beauty of this gem to the folks who were unfamiliar with this awesome song. Of course, the Irving Plaza die hard fans were smiling and singing along to forget the troubles of the day, even the folks up top with the tables were on their feet reaping in the moment. “It’s only what you give… it’s only what you give… it’s not what you got… it’s only what you give…” Words to live by.
1— “Only You”—My apologies for bumming everyone out with this tune and especially for those who have recently lost a loved one as this is a very difficult song to digest because of the sadness but there is a spectacular beauty that I feel may just support those who are in pain. There is no one but Jeff Keith that should sing this song as he is absolutely majestic and the acoustic guitar solo at the 2:30 mark is so soothing to the soul. I do not know how to explain why I love such sad songs and I know I crushed the vibe of all the songs listed before this one, but I cannot help it. I sit in complete silence while marveling at the absolute splendor. I want to thank the members of Tesla because my life would be empty without your musical contributions.