As we approach Halloween, I decided that this week’s theme would be artists’ and/or songs that much of the general population determine that it is far too scary to listen to or better yet, a fear that ones’ reputation would be tarnished if they were discovered by family or friends that their love for an artist who is perceived as dark or too “heavy” is real. Of course, I am referring to myself because to this day based on the composition of the gathering, I will refrain from articulating my appreciation for the fine art of let’s say, White Zombie or Megadeth. Now it is all relative, right? Because for the brethren that dive headfirst into “death metal,” they would chuckle at who I just mentioned and would raise their nose up as if I had just mentioned Debbie Gibson (with no offense intended towards Ms. Gibson).
I can recall more than a few instances where a reaction froze me in my tracks because there was either a look of horror or surprise by family and friends of the concerts, I have attended over the past 30 years. The first that comes to mind is when my younger brother and I attended “The Big Four” show at Yankee Stadium in September 2011. Anthrax opened with a knockout punch which was followed by a blistering set by Megadeth. Then the lights went dark, even on the stage, as Slayer performed literally in the dark with the scariest music (with no offense to the band or fans) I had ever heard in my life. I must admit I was teetering but my brother had to deal with this dude who was not only high on life, but we made it. As we prepared for Metallica to come on, I informed him that that to compete with the rest of the bands that had already performed, there would be no “Hero of the Day” material coming out of the speakers. As they blazed through tunes from their first four albums, my brother looked at me and said he could not do this anymore. He stood up and said to me- “There is something wrong with you!” as he exited the stadium during Metallica’s third song. There was no way I was leaving so I stayed for their full set by myself (I have attended more shows by myself than with a crowd in my lifetime) as anytime one attends a Metallica show, it can be life altering.
The second occurrence was during the late 1990’s when I coached the S&P women’s softball team and after a game, I was intending on attending a Soundgarden concert at the New York Armory base (which actually still had retired military planes inside and there were no windows, with no air as well). As we were all preparing to leave Central Park, it was noticed that I brought a bag to change into “street clothes” and I was asked where I was going. I was frozen with fear because as an “analyst” how would it appear to my colleagues if I told them that I was going to see Soundgarden? Then I assumed they would not even know who they were, so I quickly responded- “I am headed to a Soundgarden concert.” Then it happened, one of the women looked at me and said- “Aren’t they real heavy?”- with that look of horror as they could not believe that I liked that kind of music. It was like I said I had an infectious disease as a few backed away like they could not be seen with me anymore (obviously my belief).
The year was 1991 and my bride and I married in February while leaving the confines of The Bronx and Brooklyn for the tranquility of Ringwood N.J. which had no sidewalks or streetlamps. As I have mentioned frequently, it took us months to get use to the quiet and then it happened- while watching MTV I saw this freakish video from Metallica- “Enter Sandman”- and that song literally changed my life (and of course the entire “Black” album) because from that moment on, I opened the door for the metal genre while never looking back. Now for those who knew me while growing up, they would never consider me a “metal head” and I am even hesitant to label me as such. But, for those who knew me while growing up on 46th street, I went back through the entire Metallica catalog vigorously, was part of the fan club for more than a decade and the band posted one of my concert reviews back in 2009 on their website (which is still there). My intention with telling all that was to get the “stamp of approval.” LOL.
Anyway, with Halloween fast approaching, here is a list of tunes where you might be afraid to give a chance, but I am living proof that you can get through the scary haunted house to the other side after being frightened to death but then realize maybe it wasn’t that bad. Happy Halloween! (Enjoy):
1— “Black Sabbath’” by Black Sabbath—Why not get the scariest song ever out of the way, this is the perfect song to play in the background in your house as the trick or treaters come to the doorstep. Thanks to my friend Jon, who schooled me on the greatness of Black Sabbath, I again delved back deep into the catalog and discovered what the entire universe was already enjoying. I am not lying when I say it was not until like a decade ago that I finally started to listen to this track in its entirety because I found it to be too spooky, dark and mysterious which later on I realized that is what makes it so good.
2— “Feed My Frankenstein”—by Alice Cooper– I am not part of the Alice Cooper brethren but recently had seen some documentary about his early career and he caught the attention of Frank Zappa. With no offense at all, if you were able to turn the head of Mr. Zappa in your direction, that is as “scary as it gets.” Anyway, Mr. Cooper’s career is still blazing a path as he continues to rock out with a very skilled band. I went with a whole bunch of friends to see the last Motley Crue show at Madison Square Garden (NOT!) in Rocktober 2014, and Alice Cooper opened. I must tell you that I thought his band put on a better show and I usually do not say that very often because the headliners are given way more tools to make their sound and show much bigger. Of course, there were “theatrics” by Vincent Furnier but that only enhanced the experience.
3— “Hotter than Hell”— by KISS- Okay so maybe it is not so scary but how can KISS not be equated with Halloween? And the aficionados are probably asking why I did not pick a song that is sung by the demon, but it is in the title. I know that the boys have always received a lot of criticism on the musicianship and most of the masses probably look at them as a gimmick but when Ace was the true Spaceman in the beginning of his career, he had some “mad skills.” And no one will ever convince me that the Starman does not have a good voice, this song is proof positive that Paul is (and always has been) the man for this band! This album is often referred to by the brethren as the best of the bunch. Crank it up!
4— “The Evil that Men Do”- by Iron Maiden– At my prior job, my colleagues became family and one Christmas season I purchased all these “rock T-shirts” with each person I had in mind to distribute and when I saw “Eddie” (the mascot for Maiden) it immediately screamed “Mo” (short for Moreen) and if you know Mo, she is the sweetest person who doesn’t have a mean bone in her body but I bought it for her because everyone has an alter-ego, especially during Halloween, right? (She attended the Myles Kennedy acoustic tour with us and witnessed Myles pulling off “The Trooper”). And then my brother and I went to see this legendary band at the Barclay’s center in our hometown of Brooklyn N.Y. in July 2019. We were both blown away as I openly admit that I am not even a novice when it comes to this unit, I am barely scratching the surface but as we all know some scratch-offs result in an immediate win and with this band there are many prizes as well as surprises. Folks, I am here to tell you that yes you can certainly listen to this band, do not be afraid. Did you see the story of the teacher in Ontario Canada who posted on social media that her favorite band was Iron Maiden? A bunch of parents started a protest to have her removed but luckily the board decided to keep her. Forget all the nonsense with the devil and listen with open ears. The biggest disgrace existing today is that this band is not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They have blazed a trail for the metal genre and are ignored by the “experts?” I am exhausted.
5—” Slave to the Grind”- by Skid Row– Another release that occurred in 1991 is when Skid Row released their sophomore effort and besides, Pantera, I cannot think of a band that put out a heavier album on the second endeavor. I was at once polarized and whenever I want to get totally psyched out of my mind, I put this album on and feel like I can do anything. Folks, again I know it can be scary but give this album a chance- I used to say that I will give you your money back if one did not like the album but since everything seems to be free, what do you have to lose? It is such a shame that Sebastian and the boys could not work things out, but both are still touring today. Besides the “Black Album,” this body of work was like a bolt of lightning that awoke the Frankenstein monster within me as I slowly awoke from the bed and then flew around my house like a maniac while shredding to the air as the neighbors in Ringwood probably wondered what freak had just moved in. Crank this up!
6— “Cowboys from Hell”— by Pantera– Many “metal” connoisseurs point to this one song that forever changed metal in 1990 and admittedly I was afraid to listen to this band but after really giving it a chance, it sunk in. I will say that this is the album to start off with this unit because each body of work issued after Cowboys became progressively heavier. Over the past 18 months I have delved into their catalog and can honestly say that I can listen to almost every album from top to bottom, except “The Great Southern Trendkill” which I will attempt in the near future. “We’re taking over this town” turned out to be so true from this incredibly talented quartet of Vinnie and Darrell Abbott (lead and drummer), Phil Anselmo and Rex Brown. It is still so sad that Darrell was killed while performing on stage in a small club in Columbus Ohio in 2004 and then his brother Vinnie recently passed away in 2018. Vinnie Paul was the big brother to Dimebag, who is often referred to as the greatest metal guitarist this world has ever heard, and his infectious drumming always added the muscle to whatever band he played with. Even if both were alive today, I do not think there would ever be a reunion because there was too much bad blood between the brothers and Phil. (Rex was always the innocent bystander, in my opinion, who did not want to choose sides) Mr. Anselmo has been paying homage to his brothers by recently playing many songs by Pantera, who many consider the Magnum Opus of metal bands.
7— “Highway to Hell”—by AC/DC– From the opening riffs we all know that we are hooked like the fish that takes the bait. As I mentioned a few weeks ago, my bride and I, along with all my young family members and friends, air-guitared our way on to the dance floor while the horrified parents, aunts and uncles and folks who were teenagers during the 1950’s sat in front of their food with horrified looks as this had to be their first wedding where loud guitars were allowed. We were all in our glory as we serenaded the wallflowers with “I’m on the highway to hell… no stop signs, speed limit… nobody’s gonna slow me down…” As we were all getting ready for the guitar solo, we formed a circle to air-guitar while Robert did his perfect imitation of Chuck Berry as he flapped his lower leg at the 2:12 mark as Angus makes us fly to the moon. I can recall as a late teenager as I would leave the home of a former girlfriend, I would walk by this house where this “scary” dude would sit and listen to AC/DC. A few months later because of knowing the sister, I am in his house talking to this man and after a while the fear went away. From that point onward, I would walk pass and say, “What’s up Richie?”
8— “Shout at the Devil”—by Motley Crue-I believe it was 1990 and for my brother’s eleventh birthday I purchased The Crue’s “Shout at the Devil” album to give to him as a present. My fiancé at the time was asking me if that was the appropriate gift to give to an 11-year-old and I was taken aback because I never paid attention to all the references to album covers or lyrics that glorified the devil. Then when Johnny Boy’s mother found out, she flipped out and informed my mother what my intentions were. Both my parents confronted me, and I waited until I believe his 12th birthday to give it to him. Folks, I was a freak of a fan for The Crue during the late 1980’s with their music blasting out the bedroom windows that my younger brother heard this from his room anyway. One of my favorite events was going with him to see the first reunion tour in 2005 when he was 26. I wish he could have seen them when they were in their prime because even then Vince was holding the microphone towards the fans, but it was a great night anyway.
9— “Electric Head, Part 1 (The Agony)”— by White Zombie– Listen to the beginning of this track and tell me this does not remind you of Halloween? I can remember sitting on New Jersey Transit with my portable CD player and putting on “Astro-Creep: 2000- Songs of Love, Destruction and Other Synthetic Delusions of the Electric Head” (Rob loves long titles) while thinking- I cannot let anyone know that I love this band as I was so scared that I was able to listen to it. What was happening to me in my early 30’s? I felt I was falling into a well but also at the same time, the exuberance of this music was so gripping that I became entranced just like the Frankenstein monster and would have followed the orders of White Zombie. After leaving MBIA in 2005, I went back to S&P (again- someone saw me in the hallway and said- “you are still here? Man, you are like Freddy Kruger-they can’t kill you!”- how’s that for a Halloween reference?) and one of my friends introduced me to another “metal” fan. It was a secret society as she was the boss, but there we were at Nokia Theater in midtown Manhattan on Tues. March 28, 2006, watching the freakin’ munster Rob Zombie do his thing. (I can’t wait for his recreation of “The Munsters” to come out). We head-banged all night long and next day we were back in committee analyzing mortgage-backed securities. Looking back, everything about it was scary. I love this song!
10— “Don’t Talk to Strangers”—by Dio– I think from the moment when we come into this world, we all were told to not talk to strangers, right? Talking to strangers was a scary thing and who better to sing about this than the late great Ronnie James Dio? Ronnie had this demonic way about him but his powerful vocals and ultimately gentle soul offset his outward appearance, which sometimes was hard to find as he spoke his mind, especially about the “hair-bands” that, in his opinion, was ruining the good name of the hard-rock or metal world. Folks, “Holy Diver” is like “The Wizard of Oz”- nothing but greatness. Oh my, Ronnie, listening to this leaves us all pondering for your presence, you are sorely missed!
11— “Vampires”—by Godsmack– Even though Sully does not sing on this track, it is one of my most favorite Godsmack tunes. Another Halloween classic as the narrator grabs your attention like none other as he describes our fascination with vampires as the crunching guitar riffs as well as the punching snare drums will make you move your head north to south for the entire three minutes and forty-five seconds. I would lie on the couch downstairs in our house with the lights out in complete darkness while listening to this phenomenal tune and then jump up like someone was there in the dark. And one time, unrelated, my younger son was home from college a few years ago and had friends over. I was unaware that they slept over so there I go head downstairs to watch SportsCenter and when I go to lay on the couch, I land on a body, talk about scary. His friend never woke up as I quickly scooted back upstairs.
12— “Devil’s Child”—by Judas Priest– I am proof that it is never too late to discover greatness and over the past decade I became obsessed with Priest as I would rake the leaves with at least a two-hour set from this legendary band. Of course, I had to take time out to air-guitar with the rake while also spinning in circles like I was K.K. on stage. My next-door neighbor has caught me so many times air-guitaring with either a rake or a shovel as he shakes his head while walking back to his front door. Back on Rocktober 9, 2014, after a S&P local government after-work outing, I was running back to 55 Water Street to change into my “street clothes” to go see the “Kings” at the Barclay’s Center in downtown Brooklyn. As I was running, I ran into Laura (who was on the S&P women’s team when I was the coach) and she asked me where I was running to so late? I informed her that I was headed to see Judas Priest (she had no idea) and she laughed while saying that I never changed (Laura was there when I said I was going to see Soundgarden). When I also mentioned that I was going solo she was amazed. Hey, I am not missing the fun just because no one else wants to go.
13— “Diary of a Madman”—by Ozzy Osbourne– Ahh, the Prince of Darkness… what else can be said of this universal treasure? Folks, my love for Ozzy has grown so deep that I believe I am finally at the level of all the original brethren who have felt this way from the very beginning. This man has made such a monumental impact on the lives of millions across this world with his brilliance. Folks, this song is an example of his fortitude in the heavy metal world after he was let go by Sabbath and he came back from the grave, so to speak, with two monstrous albums with the late great Randy Rhoads. “Blizzard” and “Diary” set the standard. Ozzy, we all bow to your greatness! Thank you for being you!
14—”Creeping Death”-by Metallica– I attended the Monsters of Rock tour back in the late 1980’s and Metallica was third in the lineup and remember back then, I was so afraid of their music that I did not know what to expect. When they played this song, the mosh-pit was at an all-time speed as I could see dirt and bodies flying in the air from our vantage point. The all-out frenzy was frightening as I had never experienced anything like it and then at the 3:41 mark, the tempo changes and suddenly there are 30,000 arms jolting in the air from the elbow as the entire audience is screaming at the 3:59 point “Die! Die! Die!” Where am I? Seeking shelter, I quickly realized I was trapped (under Ice, LOL) and could not go anywhere. After 1991, I went back through each album with this track being one of my utmost favorites. Another favorite memory is when Matt Pinfield was a host on MTV and Metallica had this very intimate show in the mid 1990’s where James asked the audience if there was anyone who had the guts to come up and sing this song. This young dude with hair done below his shoulders walks up to the stage with absolutely no fear while both Lars and James are giving him the business, trying to scare him back to his seat. The dude killed it and I had tears in my eyes, so proud of someone I did not even know while also wishing it could have been me.
15— “Hells Bells”—by AC/DC-This was the introduction of Mr. Brian Johnson to the world after it was shattered by the death of the previous legend, Mr. Bon Scott with the opening of bells ringing, very apropos, signaling the honor to the fallen while also ushering in new life with such class that this has to be considered one of the best songs ever dedicated to a beloved member. Brian has always treated the Bon-era with such respect that it does not go unnoticed to the brethren and now the same adulation must be poured out of everyone’s hearts to this legendary figure. Folks, do yourself a favor and search on the internet for this song being performed in Spain. Your jaw will hit the floor on the majestic feel to the entire spectacle. Please, I beg of you, if AC/DC goes out on tour again, please promise me that you will go- it will change your life forever!
16— “4th of July”—by Soundgarden– It was 1994 and three years removed from when Nirvana turned MTV on its head with one fell swoop, while decimating the “hair-bands” off the air in what felt like a minute. During this time, I was lost in the music world, except for Metallica, as I was hesitant to gravitate towards the grunge as it was gloomy. But here was Soundgarden with a guitar sound that had some muscle and as mentioned I purchased “Superunknown” but quickly threw it into the pile of stuff that I was not listening to. But then I heard “Spoonman” on the radio and blew the dust off this masterpiece while diving into the deep end. My wife was so scared because our first child was due to arrive that December as she could not believe I was listening to this “depressing” music. When she first heard this song, she made me promise that I would never play it around the house. Funny thing is today, my oldest loves this track as much as I do. Folks, this is scary stuff, in my opinion, to listen to and admittedly is an acquired taste. Chris Cornell will never again be matched in the vocal department (as well as constructing tunes) and Kim Thayil, Ben Shepherd and Matt Cameron forever changed my life with this absolute masterpiece. “Superunknown” is the best album for the decade of 1990, not even close.
17— “Madhouse”—by Anthrax– After seeing them open the Big Four show at Yankee stadium I was smitten, yes I was aware of their presence, especially during the 1980’s but again shied away because of the “metal” label. This band is still going strong today and I wish I could grow that Scott Ian beard that goes from the chin to the chest. I saw Joey Belladonna running around Madison Square Garden after an AC/DC show- yes, he was in the audience watching the heroes. I was amazed that the lead singer of one of the legendary bands was right in front of me as well as attending the show, like the rest of us. Spooky beginning to the track but it rocks!
18— “Sweating Bullets”—by Megadeth-As mentioned the year of 1991 changed a lot of things for me personally and opening the door into the metal world allowed numerous opportunities to explore. After the “Black Album” I decided to give a former original member of Metallica, Dave Mustaine, a chance with his legendary band that he formed after being dismissed from Metallica (I still think there are scars despite the “Big Four” tours). In the summer of 1992, Megadeth releases “Countdown to Extinction” and the song that caught my ear was “Skin of My Teeth,” so of course I buy the entire body of work which blew me away. I now had a new favorite band, and this song was one of the weirdest tracks because it was Mustaine talking to himself- “Hello me, it’s me again.” I know I talk to myself a lot, so it was kind of creepy (keeping with the Halloween theme), but I was completely engulfed with the lyrics and where it takes you. I know that Dave’s vocal prowess is an acquired taste, but I quickly was drawn to it while never even noticing until someone else in the room hears it while turning their head like a skunk just sprayed the area. As I have noted in the past when I worked at MBIA, the “art of Megadeth” never really came up in conversation and I was not going to introduce any misgivings for self-protection as well as being able to put food on the table. So, I ventured out on my own in Rocktober 2001 to see Megadeth at Irving Plaza in NYC, an exceedingly small club. I will never forget the crowd’s intensity as I knew I was no longer in Kansas with Toto but later could have sworn I saw Toto flying in the air from one of the most dangerous mosh pits. The pulsating bass lines from Mr. Dave Ellefson (now formerly of the band) were crushing my chest like I have never felt in my life (and not since I might add). Despite the absolute chaos around me, I felt like I was home, but navigated myself throughout the night to a “safe spot” just like the child’s game “Don’t Break the Ice” where I made sure to remain standing while the tornado continued for more than 90 minutes inside this little place. I survived and so can you, why not give it a chance?
19— “Dragula”—by Rob Zombie– Every time I hear this song it takes me back to the MBIA spin class as Chris would play this track, especially around Halloween and he pushed us like no other instructor ever did, which I loved. He could jump off his bike and scream at me to go faster if he had songs like this playing to pump me up, I just kept churning. Seeing Mr. Zombie performing this live-in concert is so much fun because the crowd’s exuberance to this “arena” rock song is extremely infectious. Whenever I have some heavy lifting to do, I put this song on, and it makes me go faster. This past weekend, I managed a senior picnic where I had to put out tables and chairs for the festivities. I had my headphones on to not disturb the seniors with my noise and they saw my head rocking back and forth; when I left, they said- “We cannot believe you did all that work by yourself?” I nodded and thanked Mr. Zombie!
20— “Scary Little Green Men”—by Ozzy Osbourne– Do you own “Ordinary Man?” In my opinion, it ranks up in the top ten releases during the pandemic year as Ozzy continues to show the world that his gift to us all is absolutely stunning. Folks, this Universal Treasure began his career over 50 years ago and he is still able to create the same magic. There are not too many acts or artists on the planet that has his talents. I can talk for days on his impact. And despite the image, look at the lyrics- “… we will not kill, we want to come in peace… don’t worry, we are here, friend… that’s cool…” Listen, I know he received help from his buddies-Duff, Chad, Andrew and Ali in writing the lyrics, but this is all Ozzy. He wrote a song with his friend, Elton John, on this album- who knew? For a guy who barked at the moon is now teaming up with Elton. And then Mr. John tells the world that “Nothing Else Matters” by Metallica is a masterpiece song which brings James to tears? Do you see, maybe it is not so scary?
21— “All Nightmare Long”—by Metallica-The other entry was from the beginning of their career, which began in the mid 1980’s and in 2009 they put out material like this? Are you kidding me? All the haters go back to your holes because I will not hear anything- the boys turned back to their roots. Did they veer off the beaten path? Yes, but we all know that at some point in our lives, we all do. Say what you want about the “Load” and “St. Anger” days but there are more than a few super solid tunes that the “blabbermouth” ghouls will not accept but I have moved on. (I have not visited that site in two years). I took my family members to Madison Square Garden on Saturday November 14, 2009, to see the conquering heroes and it had been some time since they had visited the Garden. Folks, when I tell you that they almost made MSG collapse, I am not joking. They played this tune at the midway point of the show and I thought I was going to jump out of my skin, the crowd was soaked in a frenzy and I can recall James at the microphone standing there with that look as he stared into the audience- “… Luck… runs out… crawl from the wreckage, one more time… horrific memory twists the mind… dark, rutted, cold and hard to turn… path of destruction… feel it burn… still life, INCARNATION… still life, INFAMY!” Please if you have never seen the boys in concert, put it on your bucket list- it is not as scary as it was in the 1980’s but the intensity is ALWAYS there. If you attend one of their shows and do not like it, I will refund your money (if you can show me the actual ticket stub and not an App- yes, Ticketmaster has ruined my life). By the way, Metallica published my review on their site. ( https://www.metallica.com/blog/in-the-press/346659.html) Crank this baby up!!!
22— “Planet Caravan”—by Pantera– If this had not been a Black Sabbath tune, I do not think Pantera would have ever covered it. Talk about a “Zen moment?” I am taking it down to a crawl after the prior 21 songs with this masterful take on the Ozzy, Tony, Geezer and Bill’s classic from the “Paranoid” album. Knowing how intense Mr. Anselmo is, I am completely blown away on how he beautifully sings this tune where I am just taken to the clouds. I love the original version of this track but lately each time I need to zone out into a “yoga-like” state, I pull this song out and it literally calms me to the point where I almost fall asleep. Ironically, this is probably the only song on this list that you could use at a dinner party, and you could then bring up the “fine art of Pantera” as you pass the “Grey Poupon.” Who would have thunk?
Happy Halloween
Happy Rocktober, until next year \m/ \m/