“Okay, listen up, as of today, this place will no longer have a union. Whoever does not like it, can take your equipment and leave. Oh, by the way if you do decide to stay, your hourly pay is now cut in half and all tips will be divided up equally.”
As I stood there in my “butcher’s outfit” which was complete with a hooded sweatshirt, along with other layers of clothing, underneath the freshly washed white apron that was ready for the long day ahead, I watched in horror and sadness as the exodus of multiple butchers occurred slowly before the aprons had a chance to consume stains from wiping their hands after the red blood would splat as they ripped open a tightly wrapped raw piece of meat. The winds of change were abrupt on that Saturday summer morning, which sent a chill that was not delivered by the thermostat. For those who sustained, thoughts on how to generate lost wages later turned to worry as most lived hand to mouth and how to deceive their loved ones from undue burden became the focus by the time, they all tossed their bloodied aprons into the hamper in the locker room. As I looked at the silhouette dressed in a long trench coat with a matching fedora, along with the huge brass ring which held the never-ending cigarette, my usual jovial demeanor disappeared because apprehension immediately settled in until I departed about two months later. So, at the age of twenty-two, I learned that there are situations where “bargaining in good faith,” disappears when a primeval presence emits fear that infiltrates its opponent into submission before even getting to the table.
Since I was an apprentice, my earnings were not in danger (including the “extra’s” that were discreetly given by the butchers to me for my all-day long assistance at their stations), as long as my uncle did not turn in his knives, mallet, or cleavers. Under prior management, allowance for wanted goods off the shelf, was acceptable as long as it did not turn egregious. Since there was a new sheriff (not) in town, a receipt was required, even for a “bazooka gum.” As I held the bag with one hand for the chop meat to be disbursed into long spaghetti strings, while my other was tilted at the elbow chugging a quart of Hershey’s chocolate milk, my eyes observe a patent leather glow entering at the bottom of the strip curtain doors. Suddenly realizing it was the new owners escorting its investors around to view their acquired assets, with one swift motion I heave the entire quart into the grinder while lifting my arm up to feint exhaustion when in reality I was wiping away the evidence from my chin. Informing the folks in the silk suits where the secret sauce is made, I prayed that they did not see the frayed portions of the word “Hershey” inside the clear five-pound bag of red chop meat because I held no proof of purchase. The tour continued towards the chicken department as I would say that was one of the biggest sighs of relief in my entire life.
“Please Errol, you and Johnny-Boy will be out by 11:00 a.m., I need you to work on the 4th of July.” Acknowledging deceit in his voice but hoping truth would prevail, I exhibited the same dedication that remains with me as I put on the apron for the last time. Bewildered by the number of shoppers when the doors opened at eight, (this was the first time the warehouse ever opened on a national holiday), suspicion about the stated dismissal time being pushed back increased, especially when all the carts were being utilized. Assuming solidarity would augment our chances, we approached my uncle one minute before his declaration of independence. “I LIED! You are here until closing time.”
Knowing my career was to begin on the following Monday with Standard & Poor’s, I had nothing to lose but the trust (and possibly the love) of my uncle, who by this time, along with my dad, was a beloved mentor, the need to leave was greater than the want of another. In my mind, I was making the right decision, as I untied my boots in the empty second floor locker room, out of sight from everyone. Looking into my locker realizing this world would now be in the rear-view mirror, I left with more knowledge of life while deciding to leave the clothing inside.
“Where yooo goin’?” fills the air while guarding the door that could be an escape hatch for would be shop lifters. Looking right into the eyes under the fedora, I informed him that I was tasked with going for coffee for the workers. And just like when the curtains drop on Broadway, his demeanor changes instantly while thrusting his hand in his pocket with the offer to pay. “No, no, it’s on me. Do you want one?” I asked- “Yeah, I take mine black.” As he opened the heavy metal doors, the rays of sunshine were the signs of freedom. Once my feet were out the door, I had to wait for him to close this wonderful chapter of my life behind me as I sprinted the fastest, I ever have, across the four-lane traffic on Atlantic Avenue, down Pacific Street, into the NYC subway as I boarded the B train headed to its last stop at Coney Island. When I saw Johnny later that evening with my sun burn, he sarcastically thanked me for leaving all my work upon him while also being flabbergasted that Richie Cunningham went against the establishment.
To supplement my income during my time spent in the Earnings department within S&P as we were planning our nuptial, my dad took me on as a non-union worker typically on Friday nights and Saturdays knowing full well that the local shop steward was either home or I could easily find a hiding spot if needed. Corporate moving can be exceptionally challenging but not when my father was in charge of a job, his ability to motivate the team of workers was a remarkable sight. At Brooklyn Tech, I took architecture as a major and when I saw the technical drawings that he was examining, I watched in amazement at his skills with respect to floor planning. Not only did he set up the jobs with ease but as always, he would jump into the fray while getting his hands dirty while other foremen would need lozenges rather than ice because their vocal cords were the only thing working. The technical skills that are necessary to avoid injury was something that I did not have and more than a few times, my dad saved me, including when a thousand-pound safe was headed towards my foot, which would have caused immediate amputation, if not for his swift action. There were many occurrences where when I stood up after loading a file drawer on to a dolly while forgetting that the top one would roll free as I lifted my head, you do not know how many hits to the cranium I took. (Or maybe it is evident?) In one memorable moment, I parked my car in a garage and when our shift ended at two-thirty in the morning, we all said goodbye while heading to our individual vehicles. Suddenly I noticed the classic roll down grey metal security gate as I took my ticket out, never even thinking that a parking garage in NYC would ever close. Yes, I picked the one that closed at midnight. Sitting outside on the sidewalk did not last too long because in the infamous lyrics sung by Whodini- “The Freaks come out at night.” After spending five hours in a diner with coffee coming out of my ears, an attendant showed up and after profusely begging, he relented by lifting that metal gate which ended my nightmare.
Attending a conference, I knew I was out of my league as the conversations turned to vacation places, time shares, along with extravagant descriptions to ensure notoriety. My head remained focused on my plate as I did not even know what was being served for breakfast. “Where are my trusty honey nut cheerios?” is what I asked myself while I turned to the waiter for more of the non-Dunkin’ Donut coffee that was actually giving me instant heartburn. I know, I will drink more water (even that tasted funny) to ensure multiple trips to the laboratory. As the discussion centered on me, there was nowhere else to turn. “Oh yes, I have been to all the islands- Coney, Staten and Long” as my boss almost spit out his coffee amongst the most senior members of the company.
After engaging with an established client for an all-day meeting who at the time was the target of all of our competition, we decided to have dinner and invited a member of the zoning board, whose trust was needed to secure their approval which ultimately could be the deciding factor for the rest of the board members to sanction our permit. The food was delectable as was the conversation, which flowed surprisingly well, while our team purposely limited the libation intake because any holes in perception would lead to the unchanged reality of our competition swooping in with their certification, leaving our residents wondering if we could ever pass anything in our universe. Since the five o’clock whistle had blown, purposeful avoidance of business talk lasted right up until the time when the check was being settled. And just like when the six-hour flight from New York to Los Angeles runs into El Nino as the plane is going to land, the wheels jammed along with the wings, just as the runway appears. “We are not trying to hide anything from the zoning board,” these pleas were ignored while the changeover instantly brought distrust to the forefront as we pleaded for accompaniment to the nearest watering hole. As the door slammed in our faces, we watched the taxi speed away with one less colleague, knowledge of the phrase “frozen in time” became apparent as we all stood there motionless, wondering what to do next.
Converging at the check-out desk early the next morning as the tour continued, it was an all-out avoidance of the board member because a two-hour sleep can wreak havoc on the eyes. Separately entering each door of the van, I jumped to the back after pushing up the second couch row, knowing there was no vacancy for anyone else because of limited space. Keeping our heads down or looking out the window was safely implemented but just like when Pepe Le Pu entered a room, the unpleasant aroma of hangovers permeated the van, like a morning fog. And just like when cheese goes bad, the smell grew in intensity, as well as the anger of the board member because their suspicions were now cemented, while the rest of us regretted the multiple- “Here’s to…” clink. Needless to say, despite the showing to our customers, we remained on the sidelines as our competitors made it to the next bracket.
“You are expected to work seven days a week and that includes the weekends. You are responsible for your team and make sure they realize that we are never off the clock, even vacation days.” As I sat there absolutely flabbergasted, comprehension of pressure by management now made its way to my direct report. The tidal wave that was building for years, achieved a status that was out of everyone’s hands and when it crashed upon shore, nothing was saved. The pressure to grow, instead of managing, has ruined more lives than people realize. Entering the floor as we passed the door where the daily newspaper covered the eyesight entrance to the dean of students, there was that same eerie calmness before an enormous storm. One by one we sat by the phone waiting to walk the plank after the first sacrificial lamb left with tears in their eyes while packing up to move away forever.
Finally boarding the bus again after a stumbling two-year adventure, my work life leveled off again and since that time, I never take any day for granted because ignorance can lead to unemployment very quickly. Since we are headed into Labor Day weekend, I decided to create a set list of songs that are related to work. (Enjoy!)
1— “Chain Gang” by Sam Cooke—This was Sam’s second major hit in 1960, three years after “You Send Me” and he wrote it after seeing an actual chain gang of prisoners cleaning up a highway while he was on tour. I love the deep voice behind Sam’s when he introduces the chorus with “Well don’t you know.” The tune was recorded over 60 years ago, and it still sounds amazing. Mr. Cooke was a brilliant man who captured the attention of people across the universe with his silky-smooth voice while his lyrics delivered a message and in Sam’s own words- “Voices ought not be measured by how pretty they are. Instead, they matter only if the convince you that they are telling the truth.” Growth occurs while advancement to the ultimate goal remains elusive.
2— “Baby Workout”—by Jackie Wilson– Thanks to my dad, my library is filled with treasures like this classic tune by Mr. Wilson. “Mr. Excitement” has been referred to as one of the ultimate performers in the history of music. Being good friends with Elvis, he told the King that he would take a handful of salt tablets while washing it down with water to make him sweat profusely before each one of his performances because the “girls love it.” Unfortunately, he was in the middle of performing a song in September 1975 and collapsed, while the audience believed it was part of his act. He ended up in a coma and supposedly Elvis paid a sizable portion of his medical bills. Jackie passed away in 1984 at the youthful age of forty-nine, aware of his surroundings but never really able to speak after the 1975 incident.
3— “Five O’Clock World”— by The Vogues- The 1960’s is arguably the superior decade for music with a massive diversity of genres and songs like this instantaneously bring a smile to the face. For those who are unfamiliar, please let this sink in. And I will continue to “date” myself but for the television buffs, this was the theme song for “The Drew Carey” show. “Hey!”
4— “Workin’ at the Car Wash Blues”- by Jim Croce– Mr. Croce had the “it” factor as I believe all of his songs strike a chord with millions across this land and whenever I hear any of them, I am taken back to a beautiful time as a child growing up during the 1970’s. This funky blues tune is a finger-snapping treasure which depict the hard-working folks at the car wash when it is like one hundred degrees. Remember, tips go a long way.
5— “9 To 5”- by Dolly Parton– Dolly was a favorite of my mother and I remember the first gift that I ever bought for her with my own money being a paperboy in 1978, it was Dolly’s “Here You Come Again,” on mom’s birthday. It may have not been on her list, but when the gift was opened, she looked at me with love in her eyes, which is something I will never forget. Again, for those who are not old enough, the movie has held its own and I believe it can be viewed by this generation. Lily, Jane, and Dolly are still going strong today. “Frankie and Grace” is fantastic, my bride started watching and I was hooked. Seeing Dolly in the end with her friends was wonderful.
6—” Morning Train (Nine to Five)”- by Sheena Easton– Call it bubblegum pop but I usually have a bag of “Big League Chew” in my car and despite being at the beginning of my “hard-rock” addiction, I always had a blind spot for this track. Oh, by the way, this was played incessantly on the radio, every Saturday morning while I labored with my uncle in the meat warehouse. Brings back memories.
7— “A Hard Day’s Night”—by The Beatles– This is one of John’s greatest vocal performances and Ringo’s drumming is intoxicating, especially when he hits the “cow bell” as Mr. Lennon sings “When I’m home…” If I am correct, I believe the opening chords by George were nearly impossible to replicate as I have heard many guitarists speak to the intricacy of the sound created.
8— “Taking Care of Business”—by Bachman Turner Overdrive– It is a toss-up. In my opinion, this song, and Rod Stewart’s “Hot Legs” were “1a or 1b” (or vice-versa) as far as my mother’s all-time favorite tunes ever. From the opening guitar licks, she would demand that the volume be turned up, put her head down while bopping it up and down, while thrusting her right arm at the elbow like she was sawing a piece of wood. I would watch as the music went right into the bloodstream as she transformed right before our eyes and at the 3:52 mark, I have never seen anyone (to this day) let the music take over the soul as she squinted her eyes and danced like there was nobody in the room. When the drums are isolated as the singer hums along, it is a picture of her that will be forever etched in my memory. CRANK IT UP!
9— “Working for the Weekend”— by Loverboy– I remember letting all my school-yard buddies know that I was going to see Loverboy headlining at Madison Square Garden- yes, believe it or not, Loverboy had its “fifteen minutes of fame”- as it drew squalls of disgust which was followed by hysterical laughing as well as pointing. “Go away light weight” LOL. I love it. Seeing that they are back out on tour with Styx and REO Speedwagon brings a huge smile on my face. I know we have all heard this song a million times but when “I-95” plays it here on Friday nights at 5:00 p.m., there is nothing better.
10— “She Works Hard for the Money”—by Donna Summer– She was the Queen during the 1970’s as her songs dominated radio for the second half of the decade, especially with this nationally known tune, which is an anthem for women across the world. My bride can listen to Ms. Summer’s music everyday for the rest of time and the smile on her face whenever she hears this is something to behold. And she even pulls a me as she air-guitars at the 3:06 mark. Pure bliss.
11— “Work Hard, Play Harder”—by Gretchen Wilson– I bet you if you ask my offspring what the one constant thing, I have always professed to them while they were growing up and it was this mantra – “Work hard, play hard” but don’t mix the two. This is the “new country rock” that I can deal with because it leans more to the rockin’ side of things and who does it better than Gretchen?
12— “Allentown”—by Billy Joel-One of my favorites as a seventeen-year-old while even keeping this from the school-yard buddies because this was pop music to them. I love all the noises, grunts, and whistles in this tune. I have to hand it to Mr. Joel; his legacy is untouchable as he continues to sell out the Garden each and every month- absolutely incredible.
13— “Who Can It Be Now?”—by Men at Work– Can it possibly be a “one-hit wonder?” I mean no disrespect to the band or its followers as it is my opinion that this is their biggest hit, but I could be wrong. (My apologies as Stuart pointed out my blunder- “Down Under” is another huge hit). Anyway, this tune is tremendously addictive and when I played it over the speakers at the Carnival in July, the residents were singing and dancing all over the place.
14—”Blue Collar Man”-by Styx– Grace, you can skip over this tune as I know it will not be a big loss. I have loved this tune since its inception in 1977 as I still sing along with Tommy with the same fervor that I did when I was a teenager. I love this track so much that I had a T-shirt made with just some of the lyrics on the front and back. Now when I hear it, I am at the Huntington Bank Pavilion in Chicago with the sun setting in the backdrop as Styx tore it up in July 2019 as Emily, Linda, and others rocked out.
15— “Working Man”—by Rush– I realize that this song definitely interrupts the flow of the setlist, but it is too great to not include. Seeing them for their last tour, performing songs in reverse heading towards the first album, was incredible and despite John Rutsey being on the drums for their debut, the late Neil Peart performed his magic as well as anyone has ever played the drums. The guitar solo by Alex Lifeson has to rank up as one of the best ever, it makes my jaw drop every time I hear it. While I was the DJ at the Carnival, I had this 10-year-old kid walk over and ask me if I had this tune on my I-pod. Of course, I responded but this is not a general public crowd pleaser, and I told him if he came back after 10:00 p.m. I would play it for him. His parents took him home after his request. Oh well. I saw a recent picture of Dave Grohl hanging with Geddy and Alex, preparing for the Tribute Concert for Taylor Hawkins this Saturday in London. (There is an additional show on Sept. 24 in Los Angeles). If you have “Paramount Plus” you can watch it live beginning at 11:30 a.m. this Saturday. CBS will broadcast part of that show with a one hour special at 10:00 p.m.
16— “Dirty Work”—by Steely Dan– How enjoyable are the blending vocals when they sing in unison – “… I’m a fool to do your dirty work… I don’t wanna do your dirty work no more…” Each time I hear a Steely Dan song I am back in Otisville during the summers of the 1970 decade. Great times.
17— “Car Wash”—by Rose Royce– I cannot even imagine a world without this song. This has to rank up there as one of the utmost tunes ever recorded but especially during the 1970’s. I include it on most of my party set lists. Love this track.
18— “Dear Mama”—by 2Pac– Beautiful track written by Tupac Shakur back in 1995 as he felt he owed her something deep after all the heartache he caused her. “And there’s no way I could ever pay you back, but my plan is to show you that I understand: you are appreciated.” Poignant words that I believe resonates with many people around the world.
19— “Working Class Hero”—by John Lennon– Lennon’s solo career had to happen because just like George there was an extreme need to breakout on their own and John’s dedication to the working class as well as being the poster child (along with Yoko) for peace is something that is considered to be at a higher level than being a member of the Beatles. His lyrics cut right to the bone.
20— “Cat’s in the Cradle”—by Harry Chapin– Unfortunately for generations, this song hits the heart harder than most because it was typical for parents’ to work such long hours that despite providing a roof as well as love, there was a yearning for more. I know this song is about a father/son relationship, but it can be used in any family situation, in my opinion, because the dynamics may have changed but at the end of the day, working long hours can take away more than sleep. As we celebrate this “long” weekend, please ensure that you spend time with your loved ones to put more memories in the bank because unfortunately for many, it is back to work on Tuesday.